Score: 8

"Not really a game."

submission: A Sabtastic Sketchbook

date: December 6, 2009

The art was good, the comments were funny at times, but if anything this should be in the art portal. It doesn't really warrant a feature as a game, and frankly, it doesn't deserve it..

Score: 8

"So..."

submission: 2012 in 30 seconds

date: November 24, 2009

Am I the only one who thought the movie was actually decent?

Score: 6

"I wanted to like it, I really did."

submission: Armed Prophet

date: November 20, 2009

But between the somewhat broken enemies that were either too easy, or would just maul you and lock you in place, the slow pace... It got old, fast.

Score: 9

"Great game."

submission: Methus' Tower Defence

date: October 15, 2009

I enjoyed the game thoroughly, and then I read the reviews. I gotta say, Zayro's made me giggle a little. He tells you to learn grammar, that the spelling you used is incorrect, but on possessive nouns that end with s, you don't need to add an s after the apostrophe. Great game, 5'd.

Score: 6

"Flawed at best."

submission: Days 2 Die-The Other Side

date: October 5, 2009

The mutated bat boss alone made me dislike this game. Even at the lowest settings, for some reason, this boss lagged. My computer is very decent, it should have no problem running ANY flash. The rate at which the boss spammed you up with bats was annoying, the way you couldn't block any of the hits and the amount of damage dealt by the enemy was ridiculous. This needs work.

Score: 10

"Holy shit."

submission: Crotchless Chaps

date: August 8, 2009

You've done it again. MOAR.

Score: 10

"Screw the youtube-sayers."

submission: Tribute 2 Michael Jackson

date: June 26, 2009

This is amazing as it is. The king of pop would be proud.

Score: 10

"Fived."

submission: Upgrade Complete!

date: June 20, 2009

Upgraded everything in 1132 seconds.

Score: 7

"May have been better if the difficulty..."

submission: Castle Crashing the Beard

date: May 10, 2009

Weren't so ridiculous. I had the final skull boss within an inch of his life and died because the fireballs dispelled my magic. You can't get to max level without hitting the gravestones, which is a bit redundant. Whatever.

Score: 5

"I intended to get every medal..."

submission: Stamper's Quest For Fags

date: May 9, 2009

But it's just too fucking boring. I gave up on medium because i collected like 150 in easy thinking it would end. This makes me look a little ignorant for not reading the description, but whatever. This was boring.